We don't even need to build a fire tonight, because that body is already on fire.Ģ0. Did an icicle just melt in my pants? Or am I just thinking about you again?ġ7. It doesn't matter how cold it gets outside, whenever I think about you, I get hot.ġ6. I'll defrost your windshield while you get ready for work.ġ5. Are you a snowball? Because I bet you'll melt in my hands.
We can work on lowering your heat bill tonight, because you won't be getting cold.ġ3. My roommate's work/classes were canceled too. Brrrrrrr-ing some takeout over to my place and let's watch a bad movie.ġ1. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're talking dirty at my house tonight.ĩ. I usually warm up by the fireplace, but you're hotter.Ĩ. Class/work might be canceled, but that body don't quit.ħ. Are you a busy two-way street with parking on both sides? Because I hope you get plowed in a timely manner tonight.Ħ.
Did you hear today's weather report? Hopefully we can expect a few more inches tonight.ĥ. Black ice isn't the only thing that brings me to my knees.Ĥ. I lost my scarf, can I wrap you around me instead?ģ. I'm wearing so many layers it's going to take me a while to get naked, but you can watch.Ģ. If you've got your eye on a new sweetie or if you've been talking to your crush for a minute, cold pickup lines may be just what you need to break the ice.ġ. You never know if a few snow pickup lines can make their heart melt. Dropping one over text (or even IRL) can be a cute way to show off your personality and make a move without taking yourself too seriously. Winter pickup lines about the cold can span from tame, to so filthy you’ll be sweating in the snow. In fact, the wind, sleet, and snow can make for some dreamy dates and some serious sexy talk. But the early sunsets and cold weather don’t have to make those long winter months unsexy.
It's easy to feel bummed out by the cold - you don't want to go outside, and if you're at work or in class all day, the sun's already set when you get home. Whether you're newly crushin' on a potential boo or if you've been macking with a cutie for a while - sexy one liners can be a funny and cute way to strike up a conversation or reignite some flirty chitchat. You must be Nebuchadnezzer because I want to tear down the walls between us and then totally destroy your holy Temple.When the winter is getting you down, pickup lines about the cold weather could be the key to turning up the heat. ~BONUS ALTERNATIVE!~ Are you Moses? Because my bush is burning.ġ4. You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively. Baby, are you Eve? Because you make me want to try new things! Also you’ve gotten us permanently banned from this establishment.ġ3.
VALENTINES DAY PICK UP LINES DIRTY FREE
Are you a Maccabee? If so, feel free to oil me up for one night and we’ll see how long we can make it last.ġ2. ~BONUS ALTERNATIVE!~ I may not be a mohel, but I sure am FORE(skin)tunate enough to have you in my life!ġ1. I may not be Abraham, Isaac, or Jacob but I sure am FOREtunate enough to have you in my life! Well you must be David and I Goliath because you’ve knocked me off my feet (and cut my head off to present to the King of Israel).ġ0. Is that a fiddler on your roof or are you just happy to see me?ĩ. I took a 23andMe test and the good news is we’re not related!Ĩ. You know where that coat of many colors would look better? Torn to shreds and covered in blood as your siblings convince your elderly father you’re dead. No, I didn’t pay attention to the rest, I was too busy thinking about how right I am. By the way, I have an issue with something you said towards the beginning and would like to debate that one thing. Are you a dvar Torah? Because I’m hanging off your every word and also you make me ready for bed. There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you’re the only one my bubbe approves of.ĥ. You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?Ĥ. Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.ģ. Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.Ģ.
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